You CAN NOT be Serious!

So my parents and I have just passed our 5th year of being permanent residents here in the USA. Our next step is to apply for citizenship. However, the USA makes that very difficult. But it's not the process that annoys me, it's the questions they ask. Have a look and see what I'm talking about:

Have you ever:

a) Been a habitual drunkard?

If I was, I probably wouldn't be sober enough to fill out this application

b)Been a prostitute or procured anyone for prostitution?

HAHAHAHA- Seriously? Would an illegal prostitute even bother filing for citizenship?

c)Sold or smuggled controlled substances, illegal drugs or narcotics?

I once tried to smuggle imported honey past TSA. It didn't go down so well....

d)Been married to more than one person at the same time?

I've been asked this question FAR too many times in my 23 years of living

e)Helped anyone enter or try to enter the United States illegally?

No...

f)Gambled illegally or received income from illegal gambling?

Haha-Right. I don't have those kind of hook-up

Being foreign is SO fun sometimes!